Welcome to the world of
Love Bites:
101 Dating Disasters
The funniest dating book of the year
My craziest dates turned into a book—
real, insanely funny,
and absolutely nothing (seriously, nothing)
was left out
ABOUT THE BOOK
Think awkward dates only happen to you?
Meet Love Bites: 101 Dating Disasters—a collection of hilarious, tear-inducing stories.
Some are outrageous, some are embarrassing, and some are just …
how on earth did that even happen?!
This Book isn’t Just a Story
Here’s how one of Israel’s leading publishing houses described it after the first read:
This book is a wild collection of real-life dating encounters and absurd romantic adventures from the modern world.
Sometimes charming, sometimes chaotic, but always surprising.
It’s witty, emotional, and unapologetically human.
Inside you’ll find stories that mix heartbreak with humor, longing with laughter—a sharp, colorful reflection of love and digital dating in the twenty-first century.
Each chapter stands on its own, filled with irony, warmth, and unexpected twists.
You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even see a bit of yourself between the lines.
Love Bites: 101 Dating Disasters
A smart, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt journey through the comedy and tragedy of modern love
What You’ll Find Inside:
- Real dating stories - so funny, they’ll make you cry (and maybe blush)
- Embarrassing moments you won’t believe could actually happen … but did.
- Sharp insights and punchy one-liners about love, attraction, and how to survive the dating arena with a smile.
- A playful wink to the curious and the skeptics who know this world all too well
What Makes This Book Different from Anything You’ve Read?
Everything in it is real – no inventions, no filters.
Maybe a touch of imagination here and there,
but the awkward moments, the laughter, and the cringe-worthy dates all come straight from real life
The result?
A light, funny, and surprisingly addictive read-
the kind you can’t put down until you realize you have no idea
how you ever lived without it
So yes, it was wild, confusing, funny,
and most importantly—it left me wanting more.
Only problem? There’s no real conclusion.
When there’s no common language,
it’s hard to explain why the connection began-
or what actually happened there.
In short—Google Translate is worth its weight in gold,
but sadly, it still can’t turn a date into a relationship.
Price & Shipping
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About the Author
Nir Ram is an informatio systems manager with a rich professional background – and a personal life that turned him into a curious explorer of the modern dating world
Divorced and a proud father of three grown children – Alon, Dotan, and Michaela – he brings a unique mix of sharp insight, human curiosity, and the rare ability to find humor even in the most awkward moments
Excerpt from the Book
Laugh, cringe, maybe even tear up a little –
because in the grand circus of modern dating,
we’ve all found ourselves here at some point:
a crooked smile and an open heart.
And hey – if your last date was a total disaster,
look on the bright side:
At least you’ve got great material for the next chapter
Suddenly, a friend of hers passes by, eyes wide. “Whoa! I didn’t know you had a boyfriend!”
Without missing a beat, the uptown girl replies, “Of course! We’ve been together for two months!”
(Me? I met her ten minutes ago. But who argues with a drunk girl’s timeline?)
(From Chapter 2)
She lay there. I tried to create some spark—massage, kisses, eye contact. But the only thing that turned electric was the static from the blanket.
Meanwhile, all I could think was, Honestly? Maybe we should just get up and actually make toast. That’d be way more exciting
(From Chapter 18)
At the story’s peak, I gestured wildly with my hands … and spilled my entire coffee on her. Dead-on. Like someone had earmarked her for caffeinated doom.
Silence. She freezes. I freeze. The barista freezes.
Even the coffee stops bubbling
(From Chapter 58)
Remember - you can miss dates, but books?
Not so much😉
Special Launch Price
$19.90 only
(regular price $25)
Limited-time offer
Shipping
Home delivery within
3–7 business days
Secure Payment
Credit card
(Printing and delivery managed by Bookpod – secure checkout guaranteed)
Didn’t Love It?
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